When I think about the name “Rachel” as a concept I mostly think about a male friend of mine in college, who was Jewish and only dated Jewish girls because you should always have your eye out for your future wife because your mother loves you and wants grandchildren. The reason “Rachel” isn’t higher on this list is ’cause there are so many Rachels out there that inevitably, there are a lot of STRAIGHT Rachels out there. If your last name starts with a “C” and you have a baby, the best way to make sure that baby is gay is to make sure their first name starts with “K.” 76. Rachel One “Dee” is gay, two “Dees” (aka “DeeDee”) are not. – Laneia, Autostraddle Executive Editor 78. Dee “the first gay girl i ever knew was named brandy and she was my best kindergarten friend” The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All TimeĪri Fitz was like “name your lesbian daughters ‘Ari Fitz'” and the world was like “seriously whatever you say thank you for talking to me” 79.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.